
I don't know who would throw their money away by buying a game tie-in to a recently released movie, but rumor has it that people actually do it. Of course, anyone who actually shells out $50 for one of these games probably has the impaired judgement and poor decision making skills of a frat guy that wakes up on a front lawn in a urine-soaked polo shirt but still insists on popping his collar before trying to scrub numerous pictures of dicks off his face. If you still think the only way to live out your sick Superman/Wall-E/Hulk fantasies is to buy the game, here are 5 reasons why you should think again:
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These games are developed alongside the movie. While the movie was being filmed, the game was already being developed and that can only be bad news. If a game developer doesn't know what the final film will be like, how can they possibly capture its greatness in game form? Other than main plot points, the developers often throw in whole lot of unrelated gameplay which is tedious to get through and amounts to filler.
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There is absolutely no innovation. The developers that get the deals to make these games are really just trying to cash in. With movie games they don't make any attempts to include unique gameplay mechanics that might make the game somewhat enjoyable. Not even really gimmicky ones. You get boring, unoriginal level design and repetitive mission structures that amount to gameplay which feels like gamechore.
3.
Finished or not, the game ships. Unlike normal games, the developers of movie games have no choice but to ship the game when the movie is released. The people marketing the movie's merchandise won't let the developer delay the product and the end result is almost always a buggy, hastily put together "game".
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You're paying $60+ for one movie! Pretty much all movie games are simply the movie in game format minus anything that was impossible to translate into gameplay. The difference is that you paid around $10 for the movie ticket but you paid $50 for the exact same movie in game format...except this time around everything sucks and you know what happens in the end.
1.
You're only encouraging the production of more crap! Basically any movie that
can be made into a game,
will be made into a game these days. Obviously the only reason that this is done is because apparently these games still sell. If there's a market for it, they'll keep pumping out sub-standard titles. Let's stop the trend, huh?
This is not to say that games based on movies
can't be good. There have definitely been solid movie games such as the Godfather game and The Warriors game among others. The successes in this genre prove that developing a movie-based game can work well if only the product is not forced out of the gate immediately upon the movie's release. With a little innovation we can get great movie game experiences like the LEGO Star Wars series. These gems let us relive the cinematic experience in a whole new way and are surely well worth the wait.